"What does frank mean? Aside from standard definition of a food substance of dubious origin."
"No matter if you feel like death-eaten crackers, Captain America needs to come out… hit the switch behind the ear and BINGO! CAPTAIN AMERICA IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY."
"If you’re gonna run for governor in Texas… you need to be a rancher; if you don’t got one, go buy yourself one"
"Honest to God do you think George W ever set foot on a ranch before he ran for governor?"
"There’s a requisite barbecue at the ranch."
"They want you to run at the windmills with your sword and cit them into ribbons"
"Iowa only has six electoral votes… It’s one of those states that you wave at as you fly over"
"According to the campaign videos, the Commissioner of Agriculture is going to ‘SECURE THE TEXAS BORDERS’… How? Unless he lines up cows or something… or maybe builds a hay maze so they’re all confused into going back across the border?"
"Running for Presidency is the big kahuna… I’m sorry you guys probably don’t want to hear my 60s beach lingo…"
tj0323 replied to your photoset “i just looked up the lyrics to wolf and ok what the fuck”lol apparently those aren’t the best english translations xDD
YEAH I DIDNT THINK SO OMG
well evidently “nails” more translates into claws… but this is why I prefer the Chinese version? I don’t think that version talks about cheese xD
I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.
WHY WOULD YOU SOURCE THAT.
BECAUSE IM AN EVIL ASSHAT WIZARD THATS WHY
NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NONONONONONONON BYE
ONE TIME I WANTED TO SHOW THIS TO A FRIEND SO I JUST SEARCHED “THAT FUCKING KOREAN COMIC”
AND IT WAS THE FIRST RESULT
i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
and im waiting for my parents reaction
”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found
“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands
1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens
ARE YOU SURE IT WAS ONLY 27??
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES
oh HELL no you did NOT just make Texas a square. Even if they’re called liberty squares, Texas is special, okay? We like to have our red white and blue stars and stripes with us at all times
to anyone who recently followed me because of twitter (because my tumblr account url is on twitter), unfortunately, I just found out today that my twitter was hacked so no, I don’t speak arabic or russian, yes the person on my twitter profile pic is me and idk the person who hacked it tweeted a bunch of livejournal stuff and while yes, I am on livejournal, i most definitely don’t understand a word of russian beyond “spasiba” and i can’t type it to save my life
Just putting that out there, don’t be disappointed, yeah?